Elementary, Aunt OJ

26 Oct

My nephew D-Cubed will turn 3 next month and two of his favorite things to do are:

1) Iron (it’s a toy I got him from Mothercare, before you call child services!)

2) Call me and chatter about the inmates of his residence

which has me believe he’s a middle-aged hausfrau in a spindly boy’s body, but never mind that.

He also specializes in stating the obvious, like so:

D-Cubed: Hellooooooo? OJ? Mummy stomach is paining, Daddy having a bath.

OJ: And what are you doing?

D-Cubed: Not having a bath.

What’s the going penalty for ditzy aunts?

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8 Responses to “Elementary, Aunt OJ”

  1. dipali October 26, 2009 at 4:04 pm #

    That child is just too cute!

  2. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!? October 26, 2009 at 4:10 pm #

    Endless rounds of hugs?

  3. aneela z October 26, 2009 at 4:55 pm #

    the penalty eh. i think under Tazeerat Hind Dafah 360 they want you to procreate and add to the adorable bubs genetic pool.

    Im all for women deciding about their bodies but mumbai needs more of the sane and less of the manoos types in recent times

  4. Nitya October 26, 2009 at 7:26 pm #

    You know, Arjun is always looking for someone to talk to him.. since you seem to have so much practice at it already…. I will put you on speed dial, shall I?:-)

  5. Shivani October 29, 2009 at 2:09 pm #

    He should so pen ‘Logic for Dummies’… and now!

  6. Orange Jammies October 29, 2009 at 10:40 pm #

    dipali: He’s kinda grown into his cuteness, like a late bloomer, but he sure isn’t a wallflower no more!

    M4: I checked with Ditzy Aunt. She says bring ’em on.

    aneela z: Oh I think the manoos have done the city proud this election. Look at this–> http://www.indianexpress.com/news/marathi-manoos-should-explain-why-they-ditc/461574/

    Nitya: Harrumph. Another ploy not to visit South Bombay. Don’t think I don’t get it!

    Shivani: Once he masters his small alphabet, he just might. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. Sue November 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm #

    It’s the lot of aunts to have nieces (and nevvies) state the obvious to them. Ask mine, I’m sure they’d sympathise with you.

  8. Orange Jammies November 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm #

    Sue: Really? I’ve never done any myself. But that could just be the case because I miss the obvious all the time.

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