Archive | April, 2013

Just Add Fruit

30 Apr

The Boy (idly wondering): You’re not allergic to any nuts, right?

Me: Honey, I’m Parsi. We invented them.

 

 

Sock It To Me, Baby

23 Apr

It’s a wonder there’s no Match.com for socks, given how many singles there are in that universe!

~Me to the Boy, as I unsuccessfully attempted post-laundry pairing.