Thursday is the new Tuesday: old jungle saying blogger coming up with new rules.
Let’s just say Mummy is losing a million neurons for every tooth baby sprouts. Onto this week’s Truesday Tales, served up from last year.
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In which Senor Baby tries to stuff a binky in Mummy’s mouth, since she realized it’s only Tuesday and needs pacifying.
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In which Mummy informs Baby that Itsy Bitsy Spider probably had a touch of OCD, given his penchant for climbing the darn water spout on repeat mode.
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In which we deconstruct Itsy Bitsy Spider and conclude that:
a. He is training for a Himalayan expedition
b. He has a touch of OCD
c. He runs a thieving arts academy
d. He is likely to develop identity confusion because Mummy calls him Itsy and Daddy thinks he’s Incy
e. He is not a California resident (hello, down came the rain??)
f. All of the above
g. This family needs help
#ThisBabyLife #TheMummyDiaries #WhatDoesYourTuesdayLookLike
Spider tales are being spun
For a little sonofagun
‘Tween Itsy and Incy
He’s in a cinch-y
All of the above? No — none!
😀
Aunty G: No matter how old or weathered they be
Everybody needs an Aunty G
She sets it all right
Regardless of plight
Sleepless brain or aching knee!
Revathy: Hellooooo!
It is Incy Wincy spider : The resident expert has confirmed.
Also, the resident expert (RE) and the spider both have a touch of OCD. Even if the spider is tired, the RE is not 🙂
iamcacofonix: They are experts for a reason, now. Mine is a global thought leader on How To Get Away With Sleeping Inhuman Hours, a.k.a. Why Sleep or Let Sleep?