Thursday is the new Tuesday: old
jungle saying blogger coming up with new rules.
Let’s just say Mummy is losing a million neurons for every tooth baby sprouts. Onto this week’s Truesday Tales, served up from last year.
In which Senor Baby tries to stuff a binky in Mummy’s mouth, since she realized it’s only Tuesday and needs pacifying.
In which Mummy informs Baby that Itsy Bitsy Spider probably had a touch of OCD, given his penchant for climbing the darn water spout on repeat mode.
In which we deconstruct Itsy Bitsy Spider and conclude that:
a. He is training for a Himalayan expedition
b. He has a touch of OCD
c. He runs a thieving arts academy
d. He is likely to develop identity confusion because Mummy calls him Itsy and Daddy thinks he’s Incy
e. He is not a California resident (hello, down came the rain??)
f. All of the above
g. This family needs help
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