Snippets from last February:
I have killer abs too. Anybody who sees them will die of shock.
In which I optimistically set an alarm 6 hours into the future.
#YeahRight #DreamOnFool #NoSleepNoDream #NeverMind
[P.S. Nothing has changed on this front a whole year later. It’s official: I’m a bot.]
Finally tossed my empty prenatal vitamin bottles today, after sentimentally holding on to them for the last few weeks. I had those tablets religiously for a whole year, through so many changes of body and circumstance.
It’s the end of an era.