Truesday Tales 2.2

9 Feb

Snippets from last February:

I have killer abs too. Anybody who sees them will die of shock.

#TheMummyDiaries #PSA

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In which I optimistically set an alarm 6 hours into the future.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

#YeahRight #DreamOnFool #NoSleepNoDream #NeverMind

[P.S. Nothing has changed on this front a whole year later. It’s official: I’m a bot.]

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Finally tossed my empty prenatal vitamin bottles today, after sentimentally holding on to them for the last few weeks. I had those tablets religiously for a whole year, through so many changes of body and circumstance.

It’s the end of an era.

#TheWholeSoLongFarewellSong

2 Responses to “Truesday Tales 2.2”

  1. Aunty G February 18, 2016 at 11:59 pm #

    A year later she says she’s a bot
    Repeating things about her lil’ tot
    She gave up her pills
    ‘FarewellSong’ she trills
    If she stops we’ll go to pot!

  2. Orange Jammies February 26, 2016 at 12:31 am #

    Aunty G: ❤

Here's a bar of chocolate. Now talk to me. :)