Girl, Much Interrupted

31 Oct

Every time we were having sex, his mother would call.

That doesn’t happen anymore, though.

We just don’t have sex.

~A conversation between girlfriends.

14 Responses to “Girl, Much Interrupted”

  1. dipali October 31, 2009 at 2:21 pm #

    Telepathic mom.
    Horrendous thought.

  2. wordjunkie October 31, 2009 at 5:39 pm #


  3. Sunshine October 31, 2009 at 9:54 pm #


  4. BlueMist October 31, 2009 at 10:33 pm #

    Oh she had perfected the Saas-Act. šŸ˜€

  5. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!? November 1, 2009 at 9:46 am #


  6. maidinmalaysia November 2, 2009 at 9:15 am #

    totally unrelated: but i think your tweets should be syndicated.
    the ojisms in 140 characters is much much fun

  7. Meira November 2, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    In the last episode of Big Bang Theory, Howard, whose mother calls him at inappropriate moments too, sends her call to voice mail one time….and gets the girl! šŸ˜€

  8. Orange Jammies November 2, 2009 at 11:22 am #

    dipali: Telepathetic is more like it.

    wordjunkie & Sunshine: šŸ˜‰

    BlueMist: Then it’s time someone read her the riot act. Don’t you think?

    M4: I’m guessing it’s funnier heard than borne. šŸ™‚

    maidinmalaysia: That’s a thought.

    Meira: Woo hoo! šŸ™‚ I wonder what happens after they’re an item, though.

  9. Shivani November 2, 2009 at 1:11 pm #

    Can’t decide which one is sadder!
    And I second maidinmalaysia’s suggestion — those hashtags would be fun šŸ™‚

  10. Orange Jammies November 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm #

    Shivani: Oh certainly the former. You can kill the sex, can’t kill the mother. Hashtag # 1 already up.

  11. BlueMist November 2, 2009 at 5:51 pm #

    Of course Of course. It does not take long to change the polarity.

  12. Orange Jammies November 3, 2009 at 11:28 pm #

    BlueMist: That sentence, I haven’t heard anything truer lately.

  13. Phoenixritu December 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm #

    Brevity – truly the soul of wit!

    Note to self : Smart woman, you dont ring up son + wife ever in the night -~~~~~~~

    Note to self Part 2 : Should send them smses instead {Evil chuckle}

  14. Orange Jammies December 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm #

    Phoenixritu: 1. If that’s your picture, you’re either concocting the existence of a son and his wife or you got married at age 5. šŸ™‚ Too young, too young.
    2. How can you be sure sex only happens at night? šŸ˜›

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