Rule:

29 Nov

Roses given after a fight do not count.

Reset to previous date of gifting.

 

[Rule 1.1. Acquire man who goes along with rule #1]

20 Responses to “Rule:”

  1. DewdropDream at 12:01 am #

    Welll, errr … in my book flowers don’t really count, anytime. It’s nice to look at them for a few minutes but after that it becomes an obligation and I really do not have the patience to keep watering them and then do away with the mess when they finally wither and fall apart.

  2. vishvak at 12:27 am #

    roses are given after the fight to the loser,to the dead

  3. Nino's Mum at 12:46 pm #

    I agree. Although I’ve never been given roses after a fight ever. EVER.
    and I’m hugging and boucing with you too!

  4. Orange Jammies at 1:05 pm #

    DewdropDream: Change your name to every man’s dream. πŸ˜› But where will you put your dew drops without petals?

    vishvak: Politely, I disagree. Bluntly, bullshit.

    Nino’s Mum: Uh-oh. Time to remedy that immediately!

  5. DewdropDream at 3:19 pm #

    HAHA! πŸ˜€ The dewdrops go on lotus leaves, in a pretty pond which is a stop on the way to some getaway. Seriously, I haven’t the patience for plants even … what’s to be done with me I ask you.

  6. dipali at 10:09 pm #

    I’ve had the man send flowers to me after gratuitous rudeness on his part. After the second bouquet I threatened to bop him with any further bouquets that he may dare send.
    I like flowers for happy days:)

  7. QuirkFit at 10:53 pm #

    Lol. Am adding this to my rule book!

  8. Orange Jammies at 10:30 am #

    DewdropDream: Stop right there! Stay away from children, I say! πŸ˜›

    dipali: Oh I’m not picky. I’ll take ’em anytime. πŸ˜‰

    QuirkFit: Damn, I should throw them all in a book and charge royalty.

  9. Revathy at 9:13 am #

    The men I have been with have never given me flowers!!! who should I complain to?!

  10. Orange Jammies at 4:26 pm #

    Revathy: The Office of the Higher Authorities. Also called O-HA. That’s where all my gripes go anyway.

  11. Suki at 2:58 pm #

    Where would I KEEP flowers? Returning home to my grandparents with an unaccounted-for bouqet… whoa. And that’s why I can’t even meaningfully email this post to my boyfriend 😦

  12. Mom Gone Mad at 6:16 pm #

    God, I love blooms. I will water them, stare at them, re-arrange them, inhale them and then stare some more.

    yes, its practically foreplay. Enjoy ’em, hon!

  13. Orange Jammies at 11:39 pm #

    Suki: Coming soon: OJ’s Book of Credible Stories. I’ve even had Sushmita Sen pass off her press con flowers to me (not!).

    Mom Gone Mad: Hell-o, sistah. πŸ™‚

  14. Suki at 1:58 pm #

    @OJ: Wow, I’m pre-ordering that book already! Just don’t let it get near said grandparents :P.

  15. Orange Jammies at 11:05 am #

    Suki: No worries. The ink evaporates when confronted by persons over 45.

  16. maidinmalaysia at 9:10 pm #

    i hate roses. i am nonfloral that way.

    while you are at the printers, please publish the OJ book of acceptable post-fight gifts in bold print.

  17. Aunty G at 1:02 am #

    Ahem! I beg to remind you
    That some of us — a few
    Are over forty five
    And are not naive
    But as OJ-fans, we remain true!

  18. Orange Jammies at 11:40 am #

    maidinmalaysia: You may as well have typed “I hate pleasure. I’m masochistic that way.”

    The OJ Tome of Acceptable Post-fight Gifts was rejected because it is environmentally unfriendly to kill so many trees.

    Aunty G: I knew I’d have you responding to this. πŸ˜‰

  19. Anjali at 1:29 pm #

    I like your rules πŸ™‚ because I love flowers. Resetting to a previous date – now when was that previous date? long back πŸ™‚

    Best wishes,
    Anjali

  20. Orange Jammies at 11:17 am #

    Anjali: Crack that whip, girlfriend! Or better yet, belt out Streisand like I do: “You don’t bring me flowwwwerrrrsss….”

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