Rule:

20 Responses to “Rule:”

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   DewdropDream November 30, 2009 at 12:01 am #

   Welll, errr … in my book flowers don’t really count, anytime. It’s nice to look at them for a few minutes but after that it becomes an obligation and I really do not have the patience to keep watering them and then do away with the mess when they finally wither and fall apart.
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   vishvak November 30, 2009 at 12:27 am #

   roses are given after the fight to the loser,to the dead
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   Nino's Mum November 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm #

   I agree. Although I’ve never been given roses after a fight ever. EVER.
   and I’m hugging and boucing with you too!
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   Orange Jammies November 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm #

   DewdropDream: Change your name to every man’s dream. 😛 But where will you put your dew drops without petals?

   vishvak: Politely, I disagree. Bluntly, bullshit.

   Nino’s Mum: Uh-oh. Time to remedy that immediately!
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   DewdropDream November 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

   HAHA! 😀 The dewdrops go on lotus leaves, in a pretty pond which is a stop on the way to some getaway. Seriously, I haven’t the patience for plants even … what’s to be done with me I ask you.
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   dipali November 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

   I’ve had the man send flowers to me after gratuitous rudeness on his part. After the second bouquet I threatened to bop him with any further bouquets that he may dare send.
   I like flowers for happy days:)
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   QuirkFit November 30, 2009 at 10:53 pm #

   Lol. Am adding this to my rule book!
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   Orange Jammies December 1, 2009 at 10:30 am #

   DewdropDream: Stop right there! Stay away from children, I say! 😛

   dipali: Oh I’m not picky. I’ll take ’em anytime. 😉

   QuirkFit: Damn, I should throw them all in a book and charge royalty.
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   Revathy December 3, 2009 at 9:13 am #

   The men I have been with have never given me flowers!!! who should I complain to?!
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    Orange Jammies December 3, 2009 at 4:26 pm #

    Revathy: The Office of the Higher Authorities. Also called O-HA. That’s where all my gripes go anyway.
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    Suki December 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm #

    Where would I KEEP flowers? Returning home to my grandparents with an unaccounted-for bouqet… whoa. And that’s why I can’t even meaningfully email this post to my boyfriend 😦
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    Mom Gone Mad December 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    God, I love blooms. I will water them, stare at them, re-arrange them, inhale them and then stare some more.

    yes, its practically foreplay. Enjoy ’em, hon!
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    Orange Jammies December 9, 2009 at 11:39 pm #

    Suki: Coming soon: OJ’s Book of Credible Stories. I’ve even had Sushmita Sen pass off her press con flowers to me (not!).

    Mom Gone Mad: Hell-o, sistah. 🙂
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    Suki December 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm #

    @OJ: Wow, I’m pre-ordering that book already! Just don’t let it get near said grandparents :P.
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    Orange Jammies December 13, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    Suki: No worries. The ink evaporates when confronted by persons over 45.
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    maidinmalaysia December 15, 2009 at 9:10 pm #

    i hate roses. i am nonfloral that way.

    while you are at the printers, please publish the OJ book of acceptable post-fight gifts in bold print.
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    Aunty G December 16, 2009 at 1:02 am #

    Ahem! I beg to remind you
    That some of us — a few
    Are over forty five
    And are not naive
    But as OJ-fans, we remain true!
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    Orange Jammies December 18, 2009 at 11:40 am #

    maidinmalaysia: You may as well have typed “I hate pleasure. I’m masochistic that way.”

    The OJ Tome of Acceptable Post-fight Gifts was rejected because it is environmentally unfriendly to kill so many trees.

    Aunty G: I knew I’d have you responding to this. 😉
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    Anjali December 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm #

    I like your rules 🙂 because I love flowers. Resetting to a previous date – now when was that previous date? long back 🙂

    Best wishes,
    Anjali
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    Orange Jammies December 21, 2009 at 11:17 am #

    Anjali: Crack that whip, girlfriend! Or better yet, belt out Streisand like I do: “You don’t bring me flowwwwerrrrsss….”