29 Nov

Roses given after a fight do not count.

Reset to previous date of gifting.


[Rule 1.1. Acquire man who goes along with rule #1]

20 Responses to “Rule:”

  1. DewdropDream November 30, 2009 at 12:01 am #

    Welll, errr … in my book flowers don’t really count, anytime. It’s nice to look at them for a few minutes but after that it becomes an obligation and I really do not have the patience to keep watering them and then do away with the mess when they finally wither and fall apart.

  2. vishvak November 30, 2009 at 12:27 am #

    roses are given after the fight to the loser,to the dead

  3. Nino's Mum November 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm #

    I agree. Although I’ve never been given roses after a fight ever. EVER.
    and I’m hugging and boucing with you too!

  4. Orange Jammies November 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm #

    DewdropDream: Change your name to every man’s dream. 😛 But where will you put your dew drops without petals?

    vishvak: Politely, I disagree. Bluntly, bullshit.

    Nino’s Mum: Uh-oh. Time to remedy that immediately!

  5. DewdropDream November 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    HAHA! 😀 The dewdrops go on lotus leaves, in a pretty pond which is a stop on the way to some getaway. Seriously, I haven’t the patience for plants even … what’s to be done with me I ask you.

  6. dipali November 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm #

    I’ve had the man send flowers to me after gratuitous rudeness on his part. After the second bouquet I threatened to bop him with any further bouquets that he may dare send.
    I like flowers for happy days:)

  7. QuirkFit November 30, 2009 at 10:53 pm #

    Lol. Am adding this to my rule book!

  8. Orange Jammies December 1, 2009 at 10:30 am #

    DewdropDream: Stop right there! Stay away from children, I say! 😛

    dipali: Oh I’m not picky. I’ll take ’em anytime. 😉

    QuirkFit: Damn, I should throw them all in a book and charge royalty.

  9. Revathy December 3, 2009 at 9:13 am #

    The men I have been with have never given me flowers!!! who should I complain to?!

  10. Orange Jammies December 3, 2009 at 4:26 pm #

    Revathy: The Office of the Higher Authorities. Also called O-HA. That’s where all my gripes go anyway.

  11. Suki December 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm #

    Where would I KEEP flowers? Returning home to my grandparents with an unaccounted-for bouqet… whoa. And that’s why I can’t even meaningfully email this post to my boyfriend 😦

  12. Mom Gone Mad December 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    God, I love blooms. I will water them, stare at them, re-arrange them, inhale them and then stare some more.

    yes, its practically foreplay. Enjoy ’em, hon!

  13. Orange Jammies December 9, 2009 at 11:39 pm #

    Suki: Coming soon: OJ’s Book of Credible Stories. I’ve even had Sushmita Sen pass off her press con flowers to me (not!).

    Mom Gone Mad: Hell-o, sistah. 🙂

  14. Suki December 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm #

    @OJ: Wow, I’m pre-ordering that book already! Just don’t let it get near said grandparents :P.

  15. Orange Jammies December 13, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    Suki: No worries. The ink evaporates when confronted by persons over 45.

  16. maidinmalaysia December 15, 2009 at 9:10 pm #

    i hate roses. i am nonfloral that way.

    while you are at the printers, please publish the OJ book of acceptable post-fight gifts in bold print.

  17. Aunty G December 16, 2009 at 1:02 am #

    Ahem! I beg to remind you
    That some of us — a few
    Are over forty five
    And are not naive
    But as OJ-fans, we remain true!

  18. Orange Jammies December 18, 2009 at 11:40 am #

    maidinmalaysia: You may as well have typed “I hate pleasure. I’m masochistic that way.”

    The OJ Tome of Acceptable Post-fight Gifts was rejected because it is environmentally unfriendly to kill so many trees.

    Aunty G: I knew I’d have you responding to this. 😉

  19. Anjali December 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm #

    I like your rules 🙂 because I love flowers. Resetting to a previous date – now when was that previous date? long back 🙂

    Best wishes,

  20. Orange Jammies December 21, 2009 at 11:17 am #

    Anjali: Crack that whip, girlfriend! Or better yet, belt out Streisand like I do: “You don’t bring me flowwwwerrrrsss….”

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