Snippets from last February:
I have killer abs too. Anybody who sees them will die of shock.
#TheMummyDiaries #PSA
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In which I optimistically set an alarm 6 hours into the future.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
#YeahRight #DreamOnFool #NoSleepNoDream #NeverMind
[P.S. Nothing has changed on this front a whole year later. It’s official: I’m a bot.]
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Finally tossed my empty prenatal vitamin bottles today, after sentimentally holding on to them for the last few weeks. I had those tablets religiously for a whole year, through so many changes of body and circumstance.
It’s the end of an era.
#TheWholeSoLongFarewellSong
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
A year later she says she’s a bot
Repeating things about her lil’ tot
She gave up her pills
‘FarewellSong’ she trills
If she stops we’ll go to pot!
Aunty G: ❤