Godawful Poetry Fortnight: August 19 to 31

24 Aug

My dream come true over at Zigzackly’s page. A fortnight of write-all-you-want, bad, bad poetry. Jump in and get churning!

Now the Boy can’t turn to me and say (all perplexed and lines furrowing his brow), “But you’re such a positive person! How come your writing is so morbid?”

So bye-bye morbid & hello downright groanworthy! :mrgreen:

*******

She picked at her scabs, all pickety pickety,

Started on the boogers next,

Do you really want to know what went lickety lickety

In this huge honking grossfest?

Splashing into snot, all splashity splashity,

Soaking up yellow-green scum,

There’s more fun around the corner, quite sickety sickety

Coming out of a baby’s bum.

And if we’re quite done, all pukity pukity,

We’ll traipse off to use some soap,

Are we any cleaner on this blogity blogity,

The answer is a resounding nope!

*******

Ahhh. Such a post-crap feeling, this. :mrgreen:

I’ll be back, goopsters! You can’t keep a bad poet down for long.

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13 Responses to “Godawful Poetry Fortnight: August 19 to 31”

  1. Piper.. August 24, 2008 at 1:12 pm #

    Eeewwwww!! Ehh…Can we get back to the usual ‘morbid’ stuff?? 🙂

  2. D August 24, 2008 at 1:51 pm #

    Oh crap!

  3. suniti August 24, 2008 at 2:47 pm #

    Feel free to call it the Gas Chembur 🙂 We are all mutants by now 😀
    As u seem to be into oranges- check this out!

    http://soney.blogspot.com/2008/08/rhyme.html

    -s

  4. Orange Jammies August 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm #

    Piper: Regular programming will resume after i) the obsession wanes, or ii) the fortnight ends, whichever comes first. 😉

    D: 😆 Touche!

    Suniti: I already did. And was most amused. 😀

  5. suniti August 24, 2008 at 3:44 pm #

    heheheheh! We are all in the same mode! Welcome to the gang 🙂
    -s

  6. Orange Jammies August 24, 2008 at 11:35 pm #

    Suniti: I’m churning, I’m churning! 😉

  7. the mad momma August 26, 2008 at 10:23 pm #

    blech. excuse me if i forget for a while that we’re friends.

  8. Ramsu August 26, 2008 at 10:38 pm #

    O freddled gruntbuggley! This is awesome stuff. Keep ’em coming!

    ~r

  9. Orange Jammies August 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm #

    MM: Bah. Fair weather one! Can’t tolerate a spot of goop? I was only describing a professional hazard! 😛

    Ramsu: Yessir! Comin’ right up, Sir! 😀

  10. Anindita Sengupta September 2, 2008 at 11:25 pm #

    LOL and Eewwww!!!!

  11. Orange Jammies September 3, 2008 at 1:27 am #

    Anindita: Hey, you think the Toto people would love this? 😛

  12. Gulshan Aunty September 3, 2008 at 6:54 pm #

    :-)))

  13. Orange Jammies September 3, 2008 at 6:55 pm #

    Aunty G: See? It’s not so bad now, is it?

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