My dream come true over at Zigzackly’s page. A fortnight of write-all-you-want, bad, bad poetry. Jump in and get churning!
Now the Boy can’t turn to me and say (all perplexed and lines furrowing his brow), “But you’re such a positive person! How come your writing is so morbid?”
So bye-bye morbid & hello downright groanworthy!
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She picked at her scabs, all pickety pickety,
Started on the boogers next,
Do you really want to know what went lickety lickety
In this huge honking grossfest?
Splashing into snot, all splashity splashity,
Soaking up yellow-green scum,
There’s more fun around the corner, quite sickety sickety
Coming out of a baby’s bum.
And if we’re quite done, all pukity pukity,
We’ll traipse off to use some soap,
Are we any cleaner on this blogity blogity,
The answer is a resounding nope!
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Ahhh. Such a post-crap feeling, this.
I’ll be back, goopsters! You can’t keep a bad poet down for long.
Eeewwwww!! Ehh…Can we get back to the usual ‘morbid’ stuff?? 🙂
Oh crap!
Feel free to call it the Gas Chembur 🙂 We are all mutants by now 😀
As u seem to be into oranges- check this out!
http://soney.blogspot.com/2008/08/rhyme.html
-s
Piper: Regular programming will resume after i) the obsession wanes, or ii) the fortnight ends, whichever comes first. 😉
D: 😆 Touche!
Suniti: I already did. And was most amused. 😀
heheheheh! We are all in the same mode! Welcome to the gang 🙂
-s
Suniti: I’m churning, I’m churning! 😉
blech. excuse me if i forget for a while that we’re friends.
O freddled gruntbuggley! This is awesome stuff. Keep ’em coming!
~r
MM: Bah. Fair weather one! Can’t tolerate a spot of goop? I was only describing a professional hazard! 😛
Ramsu: Yessir! Comin’ right up, Sir! 😀
LOL and Eewwww!!!!
Anindita: Hey, you think the Toto people would love this? 😛
:-)))
Aunty G: See? It’s not so bad now, is it?