…slitting your wrists in the bathtub.
Though one may as well have the bai scrub her last pay packet’s worth.
Better sadistic than suicidal, I always say.
And cleanliness, even before Hell.
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The third and fourth lines have a contradiction…Perhaps Or instead of And??
I like the sadistic line 🙂
*Sharp intake of breath*
How does she do it? *she wonders*
neon shorts just like neon pjs’?? in reference to your header…
*Gasp* *clap clap*
Brilliantly put
*Hat Tip*
But terribly eco-unfriendly.. that’s a tubfull of water gone to waste.
carbon monoxide, now there’s clean and convenient.
Not that that is remotely eco friendly, but it would take a lot less work afterwards.
agree with wordjunkie.
and have you heard this one by Dorothy Parker, titled, aptly Résumé?
“Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.”
So much with so less words. Am Amazed!
Sorry to hog space here like this, but thanks for sharing that poem, Nino’s Mom. Hilarious and life affirming all at once!!
anamikais: But who’s to say I musn’t be contradictory? 🙂
M4: Think morbid thoughts? It’s a battle, I have to admit. But they usually squirm their way in.
sukanya: No, no. Summery colors. Like fuchsia. 😛
M: Hmmm…now this is a good idea. Methinks I’ll pass a hat around.
wordjunkie: The choice, girlfriend, isn’t between the modes but between the geography. And who works after they’re gone? 😉
Nino’s Mum: Oh but I love that!
In love with my life: In another blog-life, I was fragment-queen.
fantastic!
eco-friendly, hygienic suicides i like 😀
and yes. c-l-e-a-n-l-i-n-e-s-s.
before hell, meeting, movie or love.
i am telling you. cleanliness.
LOL! That must be one wicked lady. Or an OCD inflicted one. I can definitely envision myself slitting my wrists in the bathtub – after lining it with towel that can be thrown away later 😀
errormsg: OJ dances around the room with her new best friend and co-believer in clean.
Cee Kay: Hey you! Long time. How are the girls? 😀