Consideration is…

31 Mar

…slitting your wrists in the bathtub.

Though one may as well have the bai scrub her last pay packet’s worth.

Better sadistic than suicidal, I always say.

And cleanliness, even before Hell.

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13 Responses to “Consideration is…”

  1. anamikais March 31, 2009 at 10:18 pm #

    The third and fourth lines have a contradiction…Perhaps Or instead of And??

    I like the sadistic line 🙂

  2. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!? March 31, 2009 at 11:07 pm #

    *Sharp intake of breath*

    How does she do it? *she wonders*

  3. sukanya April 1, 2009 at 12:37 am #

    neon shorts just like neon pjs’?? in reference to your header…

  4. M.... April 1, 2009 at 12:48 am #

    *Gasp* *clap clap*
    Brilliantly put
    *Hat Tip*

  5. wordjunkie April 1, 2009 at 8:35 am #

    But terribly eco-unfriendly.. that’s a tubfull of water gone to waste.
    carbon monoxide, now there’s clean and convenient.

  6. wordjunkie April 1, 2009 at 9:19 am #

    Not that that is remotely eco friendly, but it would take a lot less work afterwards.

  7. Nino's Mum April 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    agree with wordjunkie.
    and have you heard this one by Dorothy Parker, titled, aptly Résumé?
    “Razors pain you;
    Rivers are damp;
    Acids stain you;
    And drugs cause cramp.
    Guns aren’t lawful;
    Nooses give;
    Gas smells awful;
    You might as well live.”

  8. In love with my life April 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm #

    So much with so less words. Am Amazed!

  9. wordjunkie April 1, 2009 at 4:41 pm #

    Sorry to hog space here like this, but thanks for sharing that poem, Nino’s Mom. Hilarious and life affirming all at once!!

  10. Orange Jammies April 2, 2009 at 9:15 am #

    anamikais: But who’s to say I musn’t be contradictory? 🙂

    M4: Think morbid thoughts? It’s a battle, I have to admit. But they usually squirm their way in.

    sukanya: No, no. Summery colors. Like fuchsia. 😛

    M: Hmmm…now this is a good idea. Methinks I’ll pass a hat around.

    wordjunkie: The choice, girlfriend, isn’t between the modes but between the geography. And who works after they’re gone? 😉

    Nino’s Mum: Oh but I love that!

    In love with my life: In another blog-life, I was fragment-queen.

  11. errormsg April 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm #

    fantastic!
    eco-friendly, hygienic suicides i like 😀
    and yes. c-l-e-a-n-l-i-n-e-s-s.
    before hell, meeting, movie or love.
    i am telling you. cleanliness.

  12. Cee Kay April 2, 2009 at 11:00 pm #

    LOL! That must be one wicked lady. Or an OCD inflicted one. I can definitely envision myself slitting my wrists in the bathtub – after lining it with towel that can be thrown away later 😀

  13. Orange Jammies April 3, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    errormsg: OJ dances around the room with her new best friend and co-believer in clean.

    Cee Kay: Hey you! Long time. How are the girls? 😀

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