…may I (insanely proudly) present to you….
ADELE!
Black Beauty doesn't have a thing on her.
No daughter of mine is ever going to match those waifish looks.
Look the other way now!
Now, now, no stampeding, boys and girls. Go git your own.
And no, that’s not two extra pounds I’ve put on since she arrived. It’s called being chuffed.
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Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
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