Q & A (i)

29 Oct

Q: So what do you do not to cry?

A: I guzzle a litre of chilled water, then I have to urgently pee and the water comes out the other end.

11 Responses to “Q & A (i)”

  1. Shivani's avatar
    Shivani October 29, 2009 at 6:30 pm #

    Heh! 😀 which reminds me I need to go, do the deed 😉

  2. vishvak saen's avatar
    vishvak saen October 29, 2009 at 6:41 pm #

    but then only the chilled water will come out.. the hot tears will stay in the body..free

  3. sukanya's avatar
    sukanya October 29, 2009 at 9:42 pm #

    you are funny…must try this one out.. although i love to cry, once in a while-letting those tears flow liberates me.

  4. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies October 29, 2009 at 10:54 pm #

    Shivani: I’m a piss-alarm. And not even pissed off about it. Okay, enough with the pissy jokes already!

    vishvak saen: My internal thermostat is pretty efficient, ne’er fear.

    sukanya: Honey, I’ve got tears on tap. I could make a profit from expressing some and overnighting them to dry-eyed folks.

  5. dipali's avatar
    dipali October 29, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    Must try this! Remind me never to drink a glass of water before my morning walk, by the way. All trees looked like potentially good places to go behind and pee. Didn’t, of course, but it was tough.

  6. aneela z's avatar
    aneela z October 29, 2009 at 11:13 pm #

    thus spake william make-piss thackeray I assume?

  7. Meira's avatar
    Meira October 30, 2009 at 10:37 am #

    I usually grab the nearest bottle of beer/whiskey/vodka. Then I don’t remember which end the water comes out from 😀

  8. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies October 31, 2009 at 10:36 am #

    dipali: 😆 And now I’m peeing with laughter imagining you scampering between trees!

    aneela z: And just for that accurate assessment, you get the Nobel Piss Prize.

    Meira: 😀 Touche!

  9. maidinmalaysia's avatar
    maidinmalaysia October 31, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

    I was thinking that you start running very fast, to finish up a mile under four minutes — you sweat the tears out, and also be v.far away from the person who made you cry…

  10. Mystical Wanderer's avatar
    BlueMist October 31, 2009 at 10:31 pm #

    Never thought drinking water and tears might have a connection. May be when I drink less water I cry more. 😀

    Delurking for the first time.

  11. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies November 2, 2009 at 11:29 am #

    maidinmalaysia: Nah, too much work. I prefer waterways. 🙂

    BlueMist: Hello there! Welcome. 🙂

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