I See An Obituary

21 Dec

Me: How are you going to kill me today?

Trainer: Which way would you prefer to die?

~A cheery Sunday conversation with my aerobics instructor who’s known to be a calisthenicsadist (Yes, I made that word up, but feel free to use it.)

7 Responses to “I See An Obituary”

  1. Mumbai Diva December 21, 2009 at 12:11 pm #


  2. aneela z December 21, 2009 at 1:30 pm #

    for me ‘ death by chocolate’ is a decent way to go…aakhir koee standard tau ho.

  3. dipali December 21, 2009 at 3:32 pm #

    You actually get a choice? Lucky OJ!

  4. Shivani December 21, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    But I thought all gym & aerobics instructors were calisthenicsadists ?
    Also, women who thread face-fuzz at the parlour

  5. Orange Jammies December 22, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    Mumbai Diva: I’m alive.

    aneela z: Or being muzzled by a cashmere rug. Sigh.

    dipali: Yes. We can pick between Agony, Torture and Auschwitz.

    Shivani:Oh but it takes two to tango. We’re such complicit fools. 😦

  6. Anjali December 23, 2009 at 9:34 am #

    Oh, but one feels good after this dying session even as one dreads it when it’s about to start 🙂 I love the days when the my instructor takes an off! Guilty pleasures.

  7. Orange Jammies December 28, 2009 at 10:43 am #

    Anjali: I am most annoyed if a class is cancelled once I make the effort to get there…motivated, on time and all. 🙂

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