OJ *hacking loudly for effect*: Oooh, I’m going to die of consumption!
The Boy *not even looking up*: Given how much you consume….
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Did you hear that? A-B-C* this, A-B-C this! A-B-C it now!
~ Just another conversation at my current workplace. A-B-C stands for the antecedent-behavior-consequence analysis in behavior therapy. Oh, to be surrounded by good old shrinks. 
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OJ (addressing a two-foot someone in a baby yoga class):And why aren’t you being a butterfly today?
Little J (yawning): My wings broke.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
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