I’ve just realized the secret to true happiness.
It’s not a man.
It’s not babies.
It’s a closet full of brand new shoes.
J, at last, I feel wholly fulfilled.
~Me to the BFF, all enlightened and aglow.
Her response:
You clown, you’ve been watching too much Sex & the City.
Sigh.
But you guys understand, don’t you?
Don’t you? 😦
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
Vox populi