They gazed at the soft, perfectly-formed bundle lying on the bed, so new to the world.
They smiled. They cooed. Bringing it home was the best thing they’d done.
They held hands and lay down, staring up at the ceiling in thrill and anticipation.
And that, my friends, is how the Tempurpedic mattress came home.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
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