They gazed at the soft, perfectly-formed bundle lying on the bed, so new to the world.
They smiled. They cooed. Bringing it home was the best thing they’d done.
They held hands and lay down, staring up at the ceiling in thrill and anticipation.
And that, my friends, is how the Tempurpedic mattress came home.
Somehow I knew it was a mattress 😛
I guessed pillow. How can a mattress be bundled, ye Gods? 😛
hAAthi: Yay for clever you! 😉
alice: Ours came bundled in a truck, O Doubting Thomas. 😛
The first two lines said ‘puppy’
The third, something naughty
The fourth revealed
And then i pealed
Only OJ could rhapsodize a ‘godri’!
Aunty G: Some godhris can be bliss
Others, hit or miss
I’d prefer to keep
The one that helps me sleep
And preferably has no piss
🙂
Having slept on my share of uncomfortable mattresses, I understand perfectly well the need for an ode to the humble mattress. I hope “she” continues to provide many years of wonderful slumber and even better dreams.
dipali: 🙂
chaipakoraandgupshup: This was fiction. 🙂 We already have a stellar mattress that brings us nightly joy.