Joy in Cozy House

14 Nov

They gazed at the soft, perfectly-formed bundle lying on the bed, so new to the world.

They smiled. They cooed. Bringing it home was the best thing theyโ€™d done.

They held hands and lay down, staring up at the ceiling in thrill and anticipation.

And that, my friends, is how the Tempurpedic mattress came home.

8 Responses to “Joy in Cozy House”

  1. hAAthi's avatar
    hAAthi November 14, 2013 at 6:56 pm #

    Somehow I knew it was a mattress ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. alice's avatar
    alice November 14, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

    I guessed pillow. How can a mattress be bundled, ye Gods? ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies November 15, 2013 at 11:51 am #

    hAAthi: Yay for clever you! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    alice: Ours came bundled in a truck, O Doubting Thomas. ๐Ÿ˜›

  4. Aunty G's avatar
    Aunty G November 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm #

    The first two lines said ‘puppy’
    The third, something naughty
    The fourth revealed
    And then i pealed
    Only OJ could rhapsodize a ‘godri’!

  5. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies November 16, 2013 at 10:10 am #

    Aunty G: Some godhris can be bliss
    Others, hit or miss
    I’d prefer to keep
    The one that helps me sleep
    And preferably has no piss

  6. dipali55's avatar
    dipali55 November 16, 2013 at 10:39 am #

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. chaipakoraandgupshup's avatar
    chaipakoraandgupshup November 20, 2013 at 4:07 pm #

    Having slept on my share of uncomfortable mattresses, I understand perfectly well the need for an ode to the humble mattress. I hope “she” continues to provide many years of wonderful slumber and even better dreams.

  8. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies December 4, 2013 at 10:57 am #

    dipali: ๐Ÿ™‚

    chaipakoraandgupshup: This was fiction. ๐Ÿ™‚ We already have a stellar mattress that brings us nightly joy.

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