Truesday Tales: Notes From the Mothership

5 Jan

HAPPY 2016! Here’s the new series I promised and hadn’t delivered on so far.

Like I mentioned in this post, I cheated on this blog last year with a very obscure social media platform that not many of you will have heard of. It rhymes with ‘Thace Puk’ and I got into the habit of sharing my exalted views on baby poo and such like with friends who couldn’t disown me if they tried. Starting with this post, I will share these snippets from the past year on ze blog every Tuesday (or Friday, which is basically the same thing in MummyLand) until I run out of posts (or steam or banana chips). Why Tuesday? Because:

a. It is the farthest day from Monday, and hence the happiest day of the week

b. I was born on a Tuesday, and hence it’s got to be the happiest day of the week

c. Tuesday = Thursday = DontKnowDontCareDay

d. All of the above

 

Feel free to bump me off your reader when the posts get poo much for you! Although you’d really get an education in color and texture if you stuck around. Wait! Come baaaaaack!

~

And then there’s the beaming 4 am smile, right after he’s refused to burp AND peed on you.

You know it’s probably an involuntary muscle at work, but who’s to tell your lurching heart that as you sit there, drenched in urine and marveling at how amazing your life is.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Parenting is the ultimate example of Stockholm Syndrome.

 

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4 Responses to “Truesday Tales: Notes From the Mothership”

  1. Aunty G January 6, 2016 at 11:13 am #

    Tuesday, Thursday, how does it matter
    So long as we get to see your natter
    We’ll go koochiekoo with you
    Never-minding the baby poo
    And speaking of SS, you’ve long been our hearts’ kidnapper!

  2. Dancing Fingers Singing Keypad January 7, 2016 at 2:58 pm #

    Hahaha! πŸ˜€ “Parenting is the ultimate example of Stockholm Syndrome.” Can totally relate to this! Eagerly awaiting the next snippet…

  3. Orange Jammies January 10, 2016 at 4:42 pm #

    Aunty G: Kidnapper, thug and tyrant is he
    Terrorizes oh-so-charmingly
    Danglingly perches
    And toddles and lurches
    Hurtling through days dangerously

    DFSK: πŸ™‚ How are you and the little one doing? Come back Tuesday!

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  1. Truesday Tales #2 | Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas - January 12, 2016

    […] (yes, already!) and I’m being a good girl and sharing a Truesday Tales snippet as promised in this post last week. If you’ve had similar experiences–or even very different ones, please share! […]

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