HAPPY 2016! Here’s the new series I promised and hadn’t delivered on so far.
Like I mentioned in this post, I cheated on this blog last year with a very obscure social media platform that not many of you will have heard of. It rhymes with ‘Thace Puk’ and I got into the habit of sharing my exalted views on baby poo and such like with friends who couldn’t disown me if they tried. Starting with this post, I will share these snippets from the past year on ze blog every Tuesday (or Friday, which is basically the same thing in MummyLand) until I run out of posts (or steam or banana chips). Why Tuesday? Because:
a. It is the farthest day from Monday, and hence the happiest day of the week
b. I was born on a Tuesday, and hence it’s got to be the happiest day of the week
c. Tuesday = Thursday = DontKnowDontCareDay
d. All of the above
Feel free to bump me off your reader when the posts get poo much for you! Although you’d really get an education in color and texture if you stuck around. Wait! Come baaaaaack!
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And then there’s the beaming 4 am smile, right after he’s refused to burp AND peed on you.
You know it’s probably an involuntary muscle at work, but who’s to tell your lurching heart that as you sit there, drenched in urine and marveling at how amazing your life is.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Parenting is the ultimate example of Stockholm Syndrome.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
Tuesday, Thursday, how does it matter
So long as we get to see your natter
We’ll go koochiekoo with you
Never-minding the baby poo
And speaking of SS, you’ve long been our hearts’ kidnapper!
Hahaha! 😀 “Parenting is the ultimate example of Stockholm Syndrome.” Can totally relate to this! Eagerly awaiting the next snippet…
Aunty G: Kidnapper, thug and tyrant is he
Terrorizes oh-so-charmingly
Danglingly perches
And toddles and lurches
Hurtling through days dangerously
DFSK: 🙂 How are you and the little one doing? Come back Tuesday!