So it’s the second Tuesday of the new year (yes, already!) and I’m being a good girl and sharing a Truesday Tales snippet as promised in this post last week. If you’ve had similar experiences–or even very different ones, please share! And for those of you who haven’t been through the baby maelstrom, I promise it won’t all be about poo and pee. Only 98.479% of the time. 
[Hashtag #ScatalogicalHeaven]
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“Projectile peeing should be a bonafide sport at the Baby Olympics. Our son would be reigning raining champion every time.”
~Me to the Boy
Seriously, the kid waters his own face with the accuracy of an archer.
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Any other bebes with emission quirks out there? Adults NEED NOT apply. Thanks in advance.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
His aim is to pees
Your brow to crease
This too shall pass
These moments amass
New shall come, these will cease!
That hashtag #scatalogicalheaven is brilliant. We need more of them. Also, chuckling at the Little watering his own face. Poor darling little boy! Kisses to him, from me 🙂
This made me laugh! The first time L did that when we brought him home from the hospital I screamed. He didn’t hit himself in the face, however mommy and the wall were not so lucky. 😳😷😂
Aunty G: I see time fly each day
As he grows in a fascinating way
I wish you could meet
Mr. Hobbit Feet
You’d both chuckle and play!
R: Thankfully, he’s outgrown it! Kisses duly passed on and met with squirms and protests.
smotivala: Ha! You were anointed. 😆
Scatology!!! : Mine would want to be fed as soon as she peed, and feed I would sans nappy. Then obviously she had to poop while being fed. One would think, that I would be more careful the next time, it actually happened about four times, before I wised up. I blame it on Mommy Brain 🙂
Also hello! It has been a while 🙂
M….: Wait, WHAT?!!!! When, how, tell ALL! Delighted to hear from you!! 😀