Truesday Tales 1.2

12 Jan

So it’s the second Tuesday of the new year (yes, already!) and I’m being a good girl and sharing a Truesday Tales snippet as promised in this post last week. If you’ve had similar experiences–or even very different ones, please share! And for those of you who haven’t been through the baby maelstrom, I promise it won’t all be about poo and pee. Only 98.479% of the time. :mrgreen:

[Hashtag #ScatalogicalHeaven]

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“Projectile peeing should be a bonafide sport at the Baby Olympics. Our son would be reigning raining champion every time.”

~Me to the Boy

Seriously, the kid waters his own face with the accuracy of an archer.

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Any other bebes with emission quirks out there? Adults NEED NOT apply. Thanks in advance.

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6 Responses to “Truesday Tales 1.2”

  1. Aunty G January 12, 2016 at 12:30 am #

    His aim is to pees
    Your brow to crease
    This too shall pass
    These moments amass
    New shall come, these will cease!

  2. R January 12, 2016 at 5:06 am #

    That hashtag #scatalogicalheaven is brilliant. We need more of them. Also, chuckling at the Little watering his own face. Poor darling little boy! Kisses to him, from me 🙂

  3. smotivala January 14, 2016 at 3:53 pm #

    This made me laugh! The first time L did that when we brought him home from the hospital I screamed. He didn’t hit himself in the face, however mommy and the wall were not so lucky. 😳😷😂

  4. Orange Jammies January 18, 2016 at 11:36 pm #

    Aunty G: I see time fly each day
    As he grows in a fascinating way
    I wish you could meet
    Mr. Hobbit Feet
    You’d both chuckle and play!

    R: Thankfully, he’s outgrown it! Kisses duly passed on and met with squirms and protests.

    smotivala: Ha! You were anointed. 😆

  5. M.... January 20, 2016 at 11:14 pm #

    Scatology!!! : Mine would want to be fed as soon as she peed, and feed I would sans nappy. Then obviously she had to poop while being fed. One would think, that I would be more careful the next time, it actually happened about four times, before I wised up. I blame it on Mommy Brain 🙂

    Also hello! It has been a while 🙂

  6. Orange Jammies January 26, 2016 at 11:36 pm #

    M….: Wait, WHAT?!!!! When, how, tell ALL! Delighted to hear from you!! 😀

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