So it’s the second Tuesday of the new year (yes, already!) and I’m being a good girl and sharing a Truesday Tales snippet as promised in this post last week. If you’ve had similar experiences–or even very different ones, please share! And for those of you who haven’t been through the baby maelstrom, I promise it won’t all be about poo and pee. Only 98.479% of the time. 
[Hashtag #ScatalogicalHeaven]
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“Projectile peeing should be a bonafide sport at the Baby Olympics. Our son would be reigning raining champion every time.”
~Me to the Boy
Seriously, the kid waters his own face with the accuracy of an archer.
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Any other bebes with emission quirks out there? Adults NEED NOT apply. Thanks in advance.
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