Suicide Note Reason # 23

27 Jan

Because there are only six square inches of safe space left in the world.

And two pieces of chocolate.

12 Responses to “Suicide Note Reason # 23”

  1. Aunty G's avatar
    Aunty G January 28, 2009 at 12:14 am #

    Thar she blows again
    In her unnerving mein
    Do chocolate and spaces
    Go with suicidal graces?
    Trying to ken, but all in vain!

  2. sukanya's avatar
    sukanya January 28, 2009 at 7:12 am #

    wow its morbid but in a sweet delicious way!
    i am fascinated by the way your mind works OJ…

  3. M....'s avatar
    M.... January 28, 2009 at 9:14 am #

    eat the chocolate?

  4. In love with my life's avatar
    In love with my life January 28, 2009 at 10:18 am #

    Not so much the space for me, but if only 2 pieces of chocolate, yes!

  5. Sujatha's avatar
    Sujatha January 28, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    safety is overrated. chocolate may be a good enough reason.

  6. dipali's avatar
    dipali January 28, 2009 at 8:13 pm #

    😦

  7. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies January 28, 2009 at 9:16 pm #

    Aunty G: Inches of chocolate are a perfectly sound reason to hang in there. Or not.

    sukanya: Most people just say “weirdo” and back away. 🙂

    M: There’ll be none left for dessert.

    In love with my life, Sujatha: I see we have a chocolate crisis. Houston…………..!!!

    dipali: 😀

  8. Aunty G's avatar
    Aunty G January 28, 2009 at 11:49 pm #

    Get well soon
    Gargle with ‘loon’
    The soreness will vanish
    Music harumph will banish
    Missgrumpuss will soon sing a toon!

  9. Piper..'s avatar
    Piper.. January 28, 2009 at 11:54 pm #

    loved Aunty G`s response – as always! 🙂

  10. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies January 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    Aunty G: The throat’s still a pain
    Gargling’s all in vain
    I’m harking and hacking
    The stomach’s gone a-packing
    I’m barely feeling sane 😦

    Piper: Ne’er has the blogosphere seen a phenomenon so unique as our dear Aunty G and her pet limericks. 😀

  11. kbpm's avatar
    kbpm January 30, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    scarily good enough reason.

  12. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies January 30, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

    kbpm: Knew someone would agree. 😉

Here's a bar of chocolate. Now talk to me. :)