Suicide Note Reason # 23

27 Jan

Because there are only six square inches of safe space left in the world.

And two pieces of chocolate.

12 Responses to “Suicide Note Reason # 23”

  1. Aunty G January 28, 2009 at 12:14 am #

    Thar she blows again
    In her unnerving mein
    Do chocolate and spaces
    Go with suicidal graces?
    Trying to ken, but all in vain!

  2. sukanya January 28, 2009 at 7:12 am #

    wow its morbid but in a sweet delicious way!
    i am fascinated by the way your mind works OJ…

  3. M.... January 28, 2009 at 9:14 am #

    eat the chocolate?

  4. In love with my life January 28, 2009 at 10:18 am #

    Not so much the space for me, but if only 2 pieces of chocolate, yes!

  5. Sujatha January 28, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    safety is overrated. chocolate may be a good enough reason.

  6. dipali January 28, 2009 at 8:13 pm #


  7. Orange Jammies January 28, 2009 at 9:16 pm #

    Aunty G: Inches of chocolate are a perfectly sound reason to hang in there. Or not.

    sukanya: Most people just say “weirdo” and back away. 🙂

    M: There’ll be none left for dessert.

    In love with my life, Sujatha: I see we have a chocolate crisis. Houston…………..!!!

    dipali: 😀

  8. Aunty G January 28, 2009 at 11:49 pm #

    Get well soon
    Gargle with ‘loon’
    The soreness will vanish
    Music harumph will banish
    Missgrumpuss will soon sing a toon!

  9. Piper.. January 28, 2009 at 11:54 pm #

    loved Aunty G`s response – as always! 🙂

  10. Orange Jammies January 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    Aunty G: The throat’s still a pain
    Gargling’s all in vain
    I’m harking and hacking
    The stomach’s gone a-packing
    I’m barely feeling sane 😦

    Piper: Ne’er has the blogosphere seen a phenomenon so unique as our dear Aunty G and her pet limericks. 😀

  11. kbpm January 30, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    scarily good enough reason.

  12. Orange Jammies January 30, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

    kbpm: Knew someone would agree. 😉

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