OJ: I stepped on a mouse, I stepped on a mouse!
Brother: Did you apologize?
OJ: It screeched and scuttled off and I screeched louder and scuttled off faster.
Brother: Oh, it’s the old story then.
OJ: Which one?
Brother: The Mouse and the Elephant.
Wait, I change my mind. Take him for FREE. I’ll even throw in a pair of Rayban Aviators.
Hurry! Offer open until patience lasts.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
Vox populi