One Brother For Sale

15 Apr

OJ: I stepped on a mouse, I stepped on a mouse!

Brother: Did you apologize?

OJ: It screeched and scuttled off and I screeched louder and scuttled off faster.

Brother: Oh, it’s the old story then.

OJ: Which one?

Brother: The Mouse and the Elephant.

Wait, I change my mind. Take him for FREE. I’ll even throw in a pair of Rayban Aviators.

Hurry! Offer open until patience lasts.


27 Responses to “One Brother For Sale”

  1. Pallavi April 15, 2009 at 2:19 pm #

    I could do with one. Is he good for housework? Or could he at least look after my soon-to-be-brought-home dogs while I’m away. Lots of treats will be given, and all-day-TV too.

  2. Serendipity April 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm #

    We can exchange ๐Ÿ˜€

    No one seems to want mine for free.
    hows about a budding little 15 year old sound?

  3. Orange Jammies April 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm #

    Pallavi: Hon, all he needs is a broadband connection and to be left alone. And the question he’ll be asking is are you good for housework?

    Serendipity: *OJ screeches even louder and scuttles off even faster*

  4. errormsg April 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm #

    you could try a limited edition free download link.

    OR we could try and come up with anti-errant-sibling cream. in a very small, camouflaged tube. with ‘adjustable consequences’ settings.

    ooh. im hopeless.

  5. wordjunkie April 15, 2009 at 5:55 pm #

    Aarrgghh! He sounds a lot like my brother!!!
    Try Craig’s List, God knows stranger things have switched hands there ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. sukanya April 15, 2009 at 7:18 pm #

    ah ha.. he has humor in him…will take him, definately.

  7. Pallavi April 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm #

    Someone who needs is a broadband connection and to be left alone? And whoโ€™ll be asking me if I’m good for housework??

    No thanks. My husband does all that for me.

    Maybe I’ll just get the pups to help me around with the chores ๐Ÿ˜›

  8. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!? April 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm #

    Hehehe! Wanna trade?

    Mine’s a 28 year-old rock-star wannabe.

  9. Aunty G April 15, 2009 at 10:50 pm #

    An elephant and a mouse
    With a brother in the house
    Make interesting company
    And give bloggers teeheeglee
    Ask anyone with a brother-less grouse!

  10. In love with my life April 16, 2009 at 11:00 am #

    I have always wanted a brother. But, post your description,……………… i’ll take the Aviators. Thank you.

  11. Nino's Mum April 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm #

    hahaha ๐Ÿ™‚
    he sounds adorable. seriously. As you can see, I’ve always craved having a male sibling. Always assumed that way their race would make so much more sense to me.

  12. maidinmalaysia April 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm #

    yes, but does he have a blog?

    sounds like a rather droll chappie

  13. D April 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm #

    Lol! I’m going to be putting up my sister for adoption next.

  14. dipali April 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm #

    Awesome brother/ post!
    Choose whichever option you prefer:)

  15. DewdropDream April 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sure you can exchange. Send him to my place and you can have me instead. I promise I shall be the worshipping younger sister ๐Ÿ˜€

  16. Orange Jammies April 16, 2009 at 10:40 pm #

    errormsg: I’m listening…go on…

    wordjunkie: I sold my entire Boston apartment on Craigslist, so yes, I vouch for its efficacy. One brother, coming right up!

    sukanya: Deal. He’s yours.

    Pallavi: Honeybunch, why would he be up for sale if he were actually any use? Anyhoo, he’s gone now. Sukanya’s very kindly taking him off my hands.

    M4: No swapping! Nevah!

    Aunty G: Oh dear lord
    They must all be bored
    And to them I say
    they won’t make it one day
    if a brother they want to hoard.

    In love with my life: They come with the brother. As an incentive. No brother, no aviators.

    Nino’s Mum: Men? They’re the simplest species to understand! ๐Ÿ˜•

    maidinmalaysia: Is too. I am not aware of any blogging (and other nefarious) activities.

    D: Get in line! My brother goes first!

    dipali: Bah. ๐Ÿ˜ก All you people laughing at my sorry life, bah!

    DewdropDream: I’m not looking for an exchange! If I were, I’d have picked up another baby at the hospital. But they didn’t let me. And I had to come home with a monkey-faced creature who grew up to look exactly like my dad!

  17. DewdropDream April 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm #

    Aw shucks. There goes my chance ๐Ÿ˜€

  18. Orange Jammies April 17, 2009 at 10:26 pm #

    DewdropDream: ๐Ÿ˜• This is a first. Nobody’s ever applied for the position before.

  19. CrazyDiamond April 18, 2009 at 11:33 am #

    tch tch tch
    Although I giggled muchly.

  20. Orange Jammies April 20, 2009 at 11:14 pm #

    CrazyDiamond: Such fake sympathy. Sigh. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  21. twisteddna April 21, 2009 at 1:21 pm #


    Poor mouse. Sorry! Poor brother! Sorry I am confused, who should I be sympathizing with here?

  22. DewdropDream April 21, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    So does that gladden you or horrify you?

  23. Orange Jammies April 21, 2009 at 10:29 pm #

    twisteddna: ๐Ÿ˜ก ME! I’m rodent-phobic, remember?

    DewdropDream: I’m uncertain. Perhaps I should be flattered. But wait…you’re hoping to borrow my Bottega, aren’t you? ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  24. DewdropDream April 21, 2009 at 10:45 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! While that is certainly tempting, I haven’t yet reached the stage where I feel the need to buy/flaunt expensive handbags… I might ask to dip into your library though ๐Ÿ˜€

  25. Orange Jammies April 21, 2009 at 10:56 pm #

    DewdropDream: Okay, that helped me decide. NO SISTERS NEEDED. *Nails in signboard and walks off dusting hands* ๐Ÿ˜›

  26. DewdropDream April 22, 2009 at 5:26 am #

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Come back come back!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

  27. Orange Jammies April 24, 2009 at 9:13 am #

    DewdropDream: ๐Ÿ˜›

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