OJ: I stepped on a mouse, I stepped on a mouse!
Brother: Did you apologize?
OJ: It screeched and scuttled off and I screeched louder and scuttled off faster.
Brother: Oh, it’s the old story then.
OJ: Which one?
Brother: The Mouse and the Elephant.
Wait, I change my mind. Take him for FREE. I’ll even throw in a pair of Rayban Aviators.
Hurry! Offer open until patience lasts.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
I could do with one. Is he good for housework? Or could he at least look after my soon-to-be-brought-home dogs while I’m away. Lots of treats will be given, and all-day-TV too.
OR.
We can exchange 😀
No one seems to want mine for free.
hows about a budding little 15 year old sound?
Pallavi: Hon, all he needs is a broadband connection and to be left alone. And the question he’ll be asking is are you good for housework?
Serendipity: *OJ screeches even louder and scuttles off even faster*
you could try a limited edition free download link.
OR we could try and come up with anti-errant-sibling cream. in a very small, camouflaged tube. with ‘adjustable consequences’ settings.
ooh. im hopeless.
Aarrgghh! He sounds a lot like my brother!!!
Try Craig’s List, God knows stranger things have switched hands there 😉
ah ha.. he has humor in him…will take him, definately.
Someone who needs is a broadband connection and to be left alone? And who’ll be asking me if I’m good for housework??
No thanks. My husband does all that for me.
Maybe I’ll just get the pups to help me around with the chores 😛
Hehehe! Wanna trade?
Mine’s a 28 year-old rock-star wannabe.
An elephant and a mouse
With a brother in the house
Make interesting company
And give bloggers teeheeglee
Ask anyone with a brother-less grouse!
I have always wanted a brother. But, post your description,……………… i’ll take the Aviators. Thank you.
hahaha 🙂
he sounds adorable. seriously. As you can see, I’ve always craved having a male sibling. Always assumed that way their race would make so much more sense to me.
yes, but does he have a blog?
sounds like a rather droll chappie
Lol! I’m going to be putting up my sister for adoption next.
Awesome brother/ post!
Choose whichever option you prefer:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sure you can exchange. Send him to my place and you can have me instead. I promise I shall be the worshipping younger sister 😀
errormsg: I’m listening…go on…
wordjunkie: I sold my entire Boston apartment on Craigslist, so yes, I vouch for its efficacy. One brother, coming right up!
sukanya: Deal. He’s yours.
Pallavi: Honeybunch, why would he be up for sale if he were actually any use? Anyhoo, he’s gone now. Sukanya’s very kindly taking him off my hands.
M4: No swapping! Nevah!
Aunty G: Oh dear lord
They must all be bored
And to them I say
they won’t make it one day
if a brother they want to hoard.
In love with my life: They come with the brother. As an incentive. No brother, no aviators.
Nino’s Mum: Men? They’re the simplest species to understand! 😕
maidinmalaysia: Is too. I am not aware of any blogging (and other nefarious) activities.
D: Get in line! My brother goes first!
dipali: Bah. 😡 All you people laughing at my sorry life, bah!
DewdropDream: I’m not looking for an exchange! If I were, I’d have picked up another baby at the hospital. But they didn’t let me. And I had to come home with a monkey-faced creature who grew up to look exactly like my dad!
Aw shucks. There goes my chance 😀
DewdropDream: 😕 This is a first. Nobody’s ever applied for the position before.
tch tch tch
Although I giggled muchly.
CrazyDiamond: Such fake sympathy. Sigh. 😦
ROFL!
Poor mouse. Sorry! Poor brother! Sorry I am confused, who should I be sympathizing with here?
So does that gladden you or horrify you?
twisteddna: 😡 ME! I’m rodent-phobic, remember?
DewdropDream: I’m uncertain. Perhaps I should be flattered. But wait…you’re hoping to borrow my Bottega, aren’t you? 👿
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! While that is certainly tempting, I haven’t yet reached the stage where I feel the need to buy/flaunt expensive handbags… I might ask to dip into your library though 😀
DewdropDream: Okay, that helped me decide. NO SISTERS NEEDED. *Nails in signboard and walks off dusting hands* 😛
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Come back come back!!! 😀 😛
DewdropDream: 😛