Why your legs are so fat?
~One of my kindergarteners to me, looking up my skirt whilst I bent over her written work last term.
Is your nose usually that bulbous or is it water retention?
~My doctor to me, a few days ago.
That’s right. Pile it on. It’s a good thing I was born with the vanity gene missing.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
Vox populi