Aunt OJ: Gubby, how old are you?
The baby formerly known as Ghattu (beaming & pointing to the sides of his head): Two ears.
Happy 2nd and God bless, my most precious bundle of gurgles. I can’t imagine what I did with all my love before you came along to be squished, nuzzled and proprietorially smothered.
Like you promptly trot out on demand, “I laaau you!” You’re the happiest thing that will ever happen to Masi outside of her uterus.
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
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