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All Rise

10 Sep

True spirituality involves not stealing another’s garlic bread.

~Me to the Boy over dinner last night.

~

What?! Are you going to disagree?? 😯

You Don’t Have to Be a Preschooler…

16 Aug

…to grab a mouthful of these.

Monday is reason enough.

[Credits: OJ and her old, now defunct Canon Powershot.]

Fortune Kooky

22 Jul

People with limited imaginations suffer less.

They have fewer options to consider.

~Me to the Boy as he dropped me home after watching Inception.

(We’re going again tonight, weather permitting. Imax this time.)

Doo-teh

6 Jul

It’s a mighty good thing there’s only one navel to gaze at. Self-absorbed and squint may be a bit much for even me.

That Heeling Spirit

6 Jun

I’ve just realized the secret to true happiness.

It’s not a man.

It’s not babies.

It’s a closet full of brand new shoes.

J, at last, I feel wholly fulfilled.

~Me to the BFF, all enlightened and aglow.

Her response:

You clown, you’ve been watching too much Sex & the City.

Sigh.

But you guys understand, don’t you?

Don’t you? 😦

Preamble

27 Apr

Everybody has the fundamental right to be loved exactly the way they want to be.

Not differently, no less and without compromise.

If that’s not it, then it’s not worth it.

Vulnerabilia

16 Apr

There is nothing lonelier than lying awake next to a deeply slumbering person, counting moments to the rhythm of their breath.

Erase

3 Apr

That which doesn’t kill us only makes us stronger. want to do the deed ourselves.

The Fine Line

23 Mar

I could never be a poet. I demonstrate an appalling lack of eye make-up skills.

~Me to a girlfriend.

Hope springs eternal, though. Tonight we go goop shopping. Here and here. Suggestions, people? Any lesser-known brands that are gentle on the skin?

Thursday Thoughts

11 Mar

All of a man’s worth boils down to how tenderly he responds to your post-orgasm sobs.

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