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The One Where We Wallow In The Shallow

12 Sep

OJ to her girlfriends (proudly): Ahem! Notice my new glasses?

Girlfriend 1 (blankly): New glasses? They look the same.

OJ (huffily): These are Tommy Hilfiger tortoiseshells. The old ones were black.

Girlfriend 2 (absently): I never noticed your old ones either.

OJ (glaringly): The problem with you guys is that you love me for the person I am!