The Smart Tart

2 Oct

a.k.a. Love is Blind

OJ , texting a girlfriend: Oh no! He’s picking me up in 20 minutes and I have a moochh!

Girlfriend, texting back: Just flash your boobs, men don’t notice moochhes anyway.

21 Responses to “The Smart Tart”

  1. rads October 3, 2008 at 5:16 am #

    Yeah, see, now that’s true up until the boobs get seen too much.
    Wait. Nah. She’s right. I am sure.

  2. Piper.. October 3, 2008 at 5:28 am #

    ha ha!! that was hilarious!! 🙂 🙂

  3. M4 October 3, 2008 at 11:37 am #

    Came here from the Mad Momma and Parul’s blogs. Hope you don’t mind me taking up permanent visitorship here…?

  4. D October 3, 2008 at 11:50 am #

    Ha ha! I need to try that 🙂

  5. neha October 3, 2008 at 3:15 pm #

    Why didn’t anyone tell me that?
    I had all the wrong friends I tell you!

  6. Orange Jammies October 3, 2008 at 3:16 pm #

    Rads: Yeah, I have a sneaking suspicion too. 😉

    Piper: Someone should document our text conversations. They’d beat any sitcom.

    M4: Nope! Welcome. 🙂 Delurking is always good for the soul.

    D: Let me know how it goes. 😛

    Neha: That’s what my mom would say about me, if she read the texts I got. 😉

  7. dipali October 3, 2008 at 5:40 pm #

    Cool friend!

  8. Sharanya Manivannan October 4, 2008 at 12:15 am #

    Err, what’s a moochh?

  9. Orange Jammies October 4, 2008 at 12:26 am #

    Dipali: Not just cool…soon-to-be frozen! *cackle* Okay, that was way cheesy. :mrgreen:

    Sharanya: A moustache.

  10. Aunty G October 4, 2008 at 2:39 pm #

    Giggle-giggle goes Gulshan
    With comments too, she had fun
    Moochhes make her tickle too
    Big ones, like her bT grew
    But, tell us about the date, Hon!

  11. Orange Jammies October 4, 2008 at 10:05 pm #

    Aunty G: If I had the bT’s moochh,
    I’d look like an overgrown pooch,
    All the boys would run,
    It would be no fun,
    I’d have to drown in a tub of hooch.

  12. Dez October 5, 2008 at 4:40 pm #


  13. Orange Jammies October 7, 2008 at 1:25 am #

    Dez: Hey, you! Good to see you around. 😀

  14. the mad momma October 8, 2008 at 8:32 pm #

    LOL! the joys of being a colour that doesnt show a mooch!

  15. Orange Jammies October 9, 2008 at 12:10 am #

    MM: Bah! You’re just naturally hairless, lucky bum!

  16. Shail October 10, 2008 at 6:56 pm #


  17. Orange Jammies October 12, 2008 at 10:28 am #

    Shail: Hey! 🙂 Good to see you again.

  18. Suki October 15, 2008 at 12:19 pm #

    Boy declares that I have a Chinese moustache. I don’t mind!
    Oh, and that conversation is quite sitcom-worthy 😀

  19. Orange Jammies October 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm #

    Suki: Look girlfriend, my Boy reads this blog. And he cannot know that there are women out there, too angelic for their own good, who don’t mind being told they have moustaches. Because I DO! And he’d be toast if he tried! Did you read that, Boy? Just so we’re clear. Hmph. “Don’t mind“, it seems!

  20. wsw November 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm #

    The mooch and the boob have happened way too many times…
    Now I think he doesn’t notice either

  21. Orange Jammies November 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm #

    wsw: Ouch. Not a happy situation in my book. But if it’s a toss-up between not noticing and being critical, I know which one I’d choose. And of course, the man would have the freedom to choose how he wished to die.

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