11 Jun

It feels like literary constipation. The words would probably come out if I sat long enough, but hell, it would be painful.

~Me to the BFF, trying to explain why I can’t write without my laptop.

18 Responses to “Grunt”

  1. Prashanti June 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm #

    You havent gotten your battery yet ???

  2. sukanya June 11, 2009 at 10:43 pm #

    literary constipation and OJ dont get hand in hand. you can NEVER suffer frrom this-perhaps us but not you…sorry..refuse to accpet this:-)
    anyway will wait for your next post but dont try our patience:-)

  3. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!? June 11, 2009 at 10:53 pm #

    oooo!! Ouch!!

  4. muthu June 12, 2009 at 1:33 am #

    “literary constipation” – haha..

    Your choice of words do have a zing to them.


  5. errormsg! June 12, 2009 at 12:14 pm #


  6. iz June 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm #

    But when is it coming back???? I need to read more!

  7. In love with my life June 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm #

    This wait for your new posts, is painful for the mass out here. Please warn new battery and laptop doctor…

  8. dipali June 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm #

    Shite. (Sorry, nothing else seemed appropriate.)

  9. M...... June 12, 2009 at 11:47 pm #

    erm… ditto Dipali 🙂

  10. The Shmoo June 13, 2009 at 7:42 am #

    Very well said.

  11. maidinmalaysia June 13, 2009 at 10:57 am #

    random fact of life #122: literary constipation is easier to handle than verbal diarrhoea

  12. vaibhav June 13, 2009 at 11:39 am #

    lols when babie shave constipation they are spanked and they do yield..lols .. a lot of shit

  13. June June 13, 2009 at 1:21 pm #

    Your literary constipation caused me LOL diarrhea.

  14. Orange Jammies June 13, 2009 at 7:09 pm #

    Prashanti: Sigh. Where do I begin? The battery is here. It’s apparently an electrical problem with the adapter socket that sits on the mother board.

    sukanya: Oh I’ll be trying your patience a lot longer, by the look of things.

    M4: You’re telling me. 😦

    muthu: That’s what happens when you get your intestines in a twist.

    errormsg!: Sadist. 😛

    iz: At present time, I don’t even know if it’s repairable. Will trudge to remote suburb tomorrow to drop it off.

    In love with my life: Let’s look at it this way: now that the summer’s over and work begins full-time, I won’t be here much anyway.

    dipali: 😆 Touche.

    M…: Refer above.

    The Shmoo: Thank you. I haven’t see you before. Welcome. 🙂

    maidinmalaysia: Oh you bet, hon. I usually want to swat motormouths.

    vaibhav: Horrors! Where do you learn this crap? (Get it, get it? 😉 )

    June: I’m sure it was fluid and frothy. Erm, the laughter, I mean.

  15. Aunty G June 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm #

    ‘Grunt’ is the heading
    Of OJ’s latest offering
    I suppress an expletive
    Instead prescribe a laxative
    To, once more, get her going!

  16. Orange Jammies June 14, 2009 at 11:24 am #

    Aunty G: I suppose your laxative worked! 🙂

  17. Aunty G June 15, 2009 at 12:08 am #

    …………..and i don’t like………..

  18. Orange Jammies June 15, 2009 at 8:28 am #

    Aunty G: lol! 😆 You don’t enjoy the not-bubbling-over-with-joy pieces, I know.

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