“OJ Mami,” he says with all the breathlessness of a critical revelation, “milk has 2 names: last name Du and first name Du.”
And with that, my 4-year-old nephew gulps down his glass of cocoa.
(Yes, yes, I only married the Boy for his genetic material, so sue me.)
Wisdom Wears Neon Pyjamas 
How adorable!!! Plant a kiss on the boy’s cheek for me.
chaipakoraandgupshup: I’ll plant two. 🙂
Input is du-du
Output’s su-su
So simple
Creates dimple
Similing gurgling gu-gu!
Oops! An extra i has crept in
That, for me, is a sin
It should be out
Without a doubt
Want that ‘smiling’ a tad thin!
Aunty G: In an age of grammar redundant
And spellers oh-so-reluctant
It thrills my heart
That thou art
An ardent fellow pedant!
🙂