Shooting From The Hippo

27 Jun

a.k.a. Unpublishable Saturday Afternoon Whimsy

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Jamshedji the Hippo lived in Cooverbai Pond

He was born and raised in its glorious mud

After his Daddy did abscond.

…

Growing up among sisters, he would pluck lotus flowers,

String them, wear them, and play pretend

For many afternoon hours.

…

Listening to Beethoven, he would twirl a dainty leg,

And settle down at the end of day

To swig a Parsi peg.

…

He would pray a tad too earnestly for pretty, pretty Daisy

To waddle over and say hello

But no, she was too lazy.

…

His hairdresser was Suki the Stork, who labored all in vain,

Try as she might, it was a fight,

To manicure that mane.

…

If you’re trying to glean exactly where this ditty is going,

Let me know, will you, kind soul,

For I am certainly not knowing.

…

Stop by, say hi and share a drink, these lines will shortly end,

The author doesn’t appear to think,

But will be glad to see a friend.

20 Responses to “Shooting From The Hippo”

  1. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!?'s avatar
    Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!? June 27, 2009 at 5:59 pm #

    I’m always available for a drink, virtual or otherwise!

    Let this whimsy lead you somewhere…it’s got heavy (err, pun not intended) potential!

  2. maidinmalaysia's avatar
    maidinmalaysia June 27, 2009 at 7:22 pm #

    this ditty is going…
    to make one aunty g
    happy as can be

  3. Shivani's avatar
    Shivani June 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm #

    A peg-swigging Parsi hippo is just scaling the height of cuteness that ever existed!! I can visualise 🙂

  4. Prashanti's avatar
    Prashanti June 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm #

    I am all up for a drink 🙂 Can I have an emaratto sour and a frozen margarita plz 🙂

  5. Manju's avatar
    Manju June 27, 2009 at 8:55 pm #

    LOL, dropped by after a long time and had a good laugh. Oh, now that you see this friend, the drink better be frozen lime margaritas. Little A has been weaned and I crave it all the time.

    Why do I get this feeling this Parsi hippo is not entirely a figment of your imagination……….come on tell us more…….through ditties about him.

  6. Aunty G's avatar
    Aunty G June 27, 2009 at 11:08 pm #

    You betcha, MinM, that am happy to see
    And read our dear OJ’s going-nowhere ditty
    Shall we join in the cheer
    With a chilled mug of beer?
    She’s proved, beyond doubt, that she’s ALSO witty

  7. wordjunkie's avatar
    wordjunkie June 28, 2009 at 3:02 pm #

    A hippo deep in happy hour
    But lonely for a friend.
    Look, here comes Maisy
    Sister of Daisy
    To put his woes to end.

    (I’m a sucker for happy endings)

    Now, about that drink…

  8. M....'s avatar
    M.... June 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm #

    Dropped in to say hello and a virtual cheer …. 🙂

  9. Priyanka's avatar
    Priyanka June 29, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    Salut!

    🙂

  10. Thinking Cramps's avatar
    Thinking Cramps June 29, 2009 at 11:59 am #

    Ha ha ha…

    That hippo seems rather lonesome
    All by its swampy ownsome
    For the sake of dear Jamshed,
    I hope Daisy did wade,
    Over to him with a smile so winsome.

  11. hopscotch's avatar
    hopscotch June 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm #

    Aah! This is one dear hippo…on this one endeared blog!

  12. In Love with my life's avatar
    In Love with my life June 29, 2009 at 2:50 pm #

    Never mind where this is going…..this hippo is as cute as he can get:-)

  13. dipali's avatar
    dipali June 29, 2009 at 4:30 pm #

    Three cheers to Jamshed and friends! *hic*

  14. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies June 29, 2009 at 10:45 pm #

    M4: To the looney bin, hon… to the looney bin. 😉

    maidinmalaysia: Gotta make up for all that morbid portry that upsets her.

    Shivani: And don’t miss his blue Hawaiian shirt. 🙂

    Prashanti: One kiwi margarita coming right up!

    Manju: Sigh. I suppose I must confess I’ve modelled him on me.

    Aunty G: I’ll make this pretty snappy,
    say I’m glad to see you happy,
    it was my turn
    to make the lines churn
    and put to work old Lappy.

    wordjunkie: Parsi men, honey…more bachelors than not.

    M..: Hello!

    Priyanka: Hey! This is a surprise. 😀 May I tell you that HHC is my electronic equivalent of comfort food?

    Thinking Cramps: No such luck, girl. These Parsi women, they’re picky.

    hopscotch: Glad you hopped over.

    In love with my life: I’ll tell him you said that. He’ll be mighty chuffed.

    dipali: Hic, hic, hurray!

  15. surabhi's avatar
    surabhi July 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm #

    dropped by
    just to wave a hi
    instead
    a going-nowhere ditty
    was found
    about cooverbai in the city
    with a pond
    i go back now
    to tell sanah the little sow

    …this delicious story!

    i laboured over this rhyme…but atleast i go back armed with a rhyme that actually rhymes 🙂

  16. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies July 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm #

    surabhi: Even if only for the sake of appropriate rhyming, how can you call the little one a pig??! 😯 Horrors, girl!

  17. surabhi's avatar
    surabhi July 2, 2009 at 10:08 pm #

    little sows are adorable.
    and we all get animal names all the time…nothing is profane, nor sacred:)

    i did read out the rhyme to her by the way- she guffawed her way through- dont know how much of it she got- but the sound of it charmed her- are there more episodes in jamshedji’s story?

  18. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies July 6, 2009 at 12:40 am #

    surabhi: I’ll have to get an okay from him first. He can be quite disagreeable if not appropriately appeased.

  19. Miss V's avatar
    Miss V July 8, 2009 at 11:59 am #

    Haha…you sure can take over from Lewis Carroll 😀

  20. Orange Jammies's avatar
    Orange Jammies July 8, 2009 at 2:24 pm #

    Miss V: …and maybe in that way get to be a character in Alice in Wonderland? Oh joy! 😀

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